HOURS: WE NEVER CLOSE EVER SILLY! YOU'RE SO SILLY TO THINK WE'D CLOSE WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?? YOU'RE SO SILLY! :)

mr little dude says DO NOT DO DRUGS!!!

NEVERMIND THAT :)

It's your world in Hypnoland! :) It's your world in Hypnoland! :) It's your world in Hypnoland! :)

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ANNOUNCING THIS WEEK'S POETRY CONTEST FUNALOOZA WINNER!!!!

THE FIRST PLACE WINNER FOR THE HYPNOLAND POETRY CONTEST HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED!!!!
POEM SUBMITTED BY CHERISHED CUSTOMER, ROLY POLY JIM.

THE WINNER OF NEXT WEEKS POETRY CONTEST WINS A COUPON FOR ONE (1) SLUDGEBOIGA FROM THE CAFETERIA!!!!

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THE CREW WILL BE PERFORMING THEIR HIT CLASSICS SUCH AS "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" AND "HYPNOLAND LOVE!" DONT FORGET TO COME SEE THE BAND!!!

"fresh pizza very fantastic, good"
- PIZZA ALLSTARS MAGAZINE

"I HAD A LOT OF FUN AND WHEN I LOST MY LEG IT WAS IN THE LOST AND FOUND!!"
- TIMMY, 9

"MY SON GOT LOST THERE BUT HE KIND OF SUCKED ANYWAYS!"
- ROLY POLY JIM

"Someone named Eeka ate my soft pretzels and took my bowling shoe. 4/5 would recommend"
- SAMMY "2 NICKES" CALZONE

"It was aight. Everything was a solid 7.6 until I forgot to wash my hands and watched all my friends transcend except for me."
- MALACHI, AGE 411

""Even though the fly was being loud with the newspaper and coffee, I found the singing pleasant"
- Yaya

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time does exist when its time to party!!